USANUKO VS. NIA: 3-BOUT BATTLE

うさぬこVSニア3番勝負

Two idols duke it out in the battle of the century! ...one of them just wants to go home.
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(Usanuko is... weird to translate. I've chosen to keep her "nun"s, didn't feel right to take them out.)

Episode 1: The Start of a Decisive Battle (決戦の口火)

	ENGLISH	JAPANESE
	Let's play, nun!	勝負だぬーん！
	...? What is it so suddenly?	・・・？ 急になに？
	It's the net idol Usanuko, nun! I challenge you to a battle of the better idol, nuuun!	ネットアイドルのうさぬこだぬん！ アイドルとして勝負を挑むぬーん！
	...honestly, I'd prefer it if you leave...	・・・正直帰ってほしい・・・
	That's not happening, nun! I've already got a judge from the streets, nun!	そうはいかないぬん！ もう通りがかりの 審査員も用意したぬん！
	(Usanuko goes off-screen.)
	...what?	・・・え
	(Usanuko returns. She brought Nyami with her.)
	How did this happen...	なんでこんなことに・・・
	OK! Let's begin with acting, nun! It's the classic drama love confession scene, nuuun!	さあ！ まずは演技力で勝負だぬーん！ ドラマの定番 愛を告白するシーンだぬーん！

Episode 2: Acting Ability Showdown (演技力対決)

	ENGLISH	JAPANESE
	Hm? Do you want me to read these lines? Will you leave if I do? Guess I have no choice...	え？ このセリフ読めばいいの？ そしたら帰ってくれる？ 仕方ないなぁ・・・
	"I... I love... you..."	わたし・・・ あなたのことが・・・ すき・・・
	Great at sticking to the script...	すっごい棒読み・・・
	Nununu! There's no way, nun! It's my turn, nuuun!	ぬっぬっぬ！ そんなものだぬん！ うちの番だぬーん！
	"I...!!!!!! I LOOOOOOVE!!!!!!!! YOUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"	わ゛だぢぃ・・・！！ あ゛な゛だのごとがぁああああ！！！ すぎいいいいいいい！！！
	Nuhuhu! A passionate confession that shows deep love for her partner, nuuun! Now, who's the winner?!	ぬっぬっぬ！ 相手への深い愛が伝わる 熱い告白だったぬーん！ さぁ勝者は！？
	Nia, I think...	ニアちゃんかなぁ・・・
	Nu-WHAT?!	なぬん！？
	Your performance felt like insanity, Usanuko...	うさぬこちゃんのは 狂気を感じたよ・・・
	Grrnnn! Then next up! It's a singing competition, nuuun!	ぐぬぬーん！ ならば次！ 歌で勝負だぬーん！

(Usanuko's acting has her slur her speech a lot, but I don't know how to make that apparent. Sorry!)

Episode 3: Singing Ability Showdown (歌唱力対決)

	ENGLISH	JAPANESE
	...I really wanna go home...	・・・ホントにもう帰りたいんだけど・・・
	Not gonna happen, nun! This is a 3-bout contest, nun!	ダメぬん！ 3番勝負ぬん！
	...So if I win here, I can go home... Alright. ~~♪~~~♪	・・・ということは この勝負で勝ったら帰っていいのよね・・・ じゃあ ～～♪～～～♪
	Ooh~	おお～
	I won't let you win, nuuun! ~~♪~~~~♪	負っけないぬ～ん！ ～～♪ ～～～～♪
	Oooh~ Surprisingly decent singing...	おお～ 意外と歌はまとも・・・
	I'm right here, nuuun! Now! The verdict is...!	失礼ぬーん！ さあ！判定は・・・！
	Hmmm... I think... it's a draw.	うーん・・・ 引き分け・・・かなぁ
	...I wish you'd read the air...	・・・空気読んでほしい・・・
	Grrnnn!! Then, last but not least! It's a dance competition, nuuun!	ぐぬぬーん！ ならば最後！ ダンスで勝負だぬーん！

Final Episode: Dance Showdown (ダンス対決)

	ENGLISH	JAPANESE
	...wanna go home...	・・・帰りたい・・・
	(Nia inches to the right.)
	She's just taking steps...	ステップ踏んでるだけだ・・・
	(Nia moves back to where she was.)
	Nuhuhu! Is that all you've got?! Here I go, nuuun!	ぬっぬっぬ！ その程度とは！ いっくぬーん！
	(Usanuko moves behind Nyami.)
	Waaah!!! Too close! Too close!!	うわあああ！！！ 近い！近いってー！！
	(Usanuko moves back to where she was.)
	You saw that, nun! What a hot dance! Now, judge, what's your verdict?!	見たかぬん！ この熱いダンス！ さぁ判定はー！？
	You frightened me back there... so I'll give this to Nia...	すっごい怖かったんで・・・ ニアちゃんで・・・
	GAH-NUUUN! Y-you're such a fool, nun...	がぬーん！ そ・・・ そんなばかぬん・・・
	Grrnnn!!! Remember me, nuuun! All my ten million fans all over the country won't stand for this, nuuuuuuuuuuuuun!!!	ぐーぬぬーん！ おぼえてろぬーん！ 全国1千万のファンが だまってないぬーーーーん！
	(Usanuko leaves.)
	And she's gone... I'm glad you won, Nia...	行っちゃった・・・ 勝って良かったね・・・
	...I'm going home...	・・・もう帰る・・・

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