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This page exists as a preventative measure for Webmaster Bolt and ONLY Webmaster Bolt.

Past Bolt here! You're about to go onto Yuli's page. If you are Bolt from the future, then I advise you turn back now! Click the purple tear lapis!

If you are NOT Bolt, feel free to proceed by clicking the red tear lapis below.
I need this page for a reason that you'll soon be aware of. Please don't press me for details.